What does one do in the country? Let me show you.
So aside from the depressing subconscious acknowledgments, I had a really nice time with my friends Lorrie, Jasmine, and Lorrie’s sister Stephanie. Here’s a rundown of the weekend:
On Friday, Marques and I drove down through Charlottesville because we wanted our trip to be more scenic. All we saw were Arbys and roadside barbecue stands, so that didn’t work out in our favor. Plus it added like a half-hour to an already ridiculously long trip. Marques was on a hunt for the Cheapest Gas Possible and so passed all of the stations that said $3.09 and $3.19 until we got to a tiny place called Troutville, where we were forced to stop because we were running out of gas. When Marques saw that the sign said $2.99, I swear I don’t think I’ve ever seen him happier. Maybe when the Cardinals won the Series.
So I get out and stretch my legs and contemplate a bottle of water from the gas station. I go inside and what do I see? A pan of homemade blackberry cobbler, warm and gooey and delicious. Without thinking, I immediately buy a chunk. It’s a small consolation that I happen to love food that comes from gas stations, especially nachos and Slurpees. My gas station blackberry cobbler was really, really good. Check it out:

Doesn’t that look delicious? And not at all covered in botulism or any sort of gas station bacteria? I thought I would regret eating this cobbler but you know, I actually didn’t regret anything of that sort.
We get to Floyd, I’m dropped off, kisses and hugs, and Marques goes on his merry way. He went home to visit his family while I was visiting my friends.
After 80,000 pictures and a house tour and marveling at how incredibly dark it is in the country, we pile into a car and go to this place called The Pine Tavern, which pretty much caused me to gain 5 pounds. It’s a restaurant that serves nothing but country-fied meals, and in large quantities. We all got the family-style dinner, and we stuffed ourselves on roast beef and mashed potatoes and dumplings (dumplings = my favorite food that ends in -ing) and I even ate a small piece of fried chicken (I normally don’t eat meat off a bone except in the case of polla a la brasa) and brownies and sweet tea and it was pretty much like Cracker Barrel on steroids.
Then we went into the tiny town of Floyd, which has one stoplight. Floyd’s got kind of a reputation as a hippie town, and since we passed by a table of ladies selling Obama merchandise, I kind of agree. We grabbed coffee drinks at the coffeehouse and then sat and talked. You know how ladies do. After we got too cold to stay outside, we went back to Lorrie’s house and proceeded to play Rock Band for the next four hours. I did a remarkable job singing Bon Jovi “Wanted Dead or Alive” which only confirms my suspicions that I should sing nothing but Bon Jovi songs.
On Saturday, we woke up to fill our tummies with even more country cooking - this time I ate a pork barbecue sandwich, more mashed potatoes, and a piece of pecan pie. And then we drove around the Blue Ridge Parkway for a good three house, looking at the mountains and the sights.
Like this:

And this:

And this:

And we took about 85,000 pictures of each other in which I looked completely horrible in all of them. Like I’m some wild tiger girl who doesn’t own a hairbrush or any kind of makeup and my eyes were always squinting at the sun. Like this one:

(sidenote: I am wearing that shirt again today. Don’t worry, I washed it and it’s clean)
And I took a lot of photos of leaves, because I love the fall.

Saturday night, we ate some Mexican and went back to Lorrie’s, where we all promptly fell asleep like grandmothers.
Sunday, we went down to the pumpkin festival in Christiansburg, where we made Jasmine go on a hayride because she had never been on (which is honestly ludicrous) and we were stranded in a pumpkin patch, with hay and pumpkins:

And then we all pretty much ate our weight in homemade kettle corn:

And then, alas, our trip was over, and Marques and I spent another 6 hours in the car. Well, I fell asleep and woke up when he slammed his brakes on the entrance to I-66. It was an enjoyable weekend, one I needed, one that refreshed me, but I am glad to be home in the city where there is Thai food and Target within walking distance. That’s all one needs in life anyway.