Or else this will happen.
Note: extremely accurate artist’s rendering. This was taken a few minutes after I woke up in front of my computer. Glasses on and everything. This is what I like to think my computer was looking at for 45 minutes. My hair is dirty and unkempt - will fix that later when I actually leave my bed and go take a shower. Also, yes, my pillowcase has gnomes on it. I’ll never gnome alone.
We, as a country, have not gotten over wearing animal prints outside of the bedroom.
This is bad. Put it back in the bedroom, cheetah.
Logging on to the diet site hungry-girl.com always makes me hungry. Just typing in the web address makes some neurons in my brain fire and all of a sudden, I’ve eaten an entire rosemary olive oil sourdough roll. Maybe hungry-girl needs to change their website to i-am-full-stop-eating.com.
Alanis Morrisette’s “Jagged Little Pill” album loses all its angry-girl credibility now that you know the songs are about Joey Gladstone from Full House.
Was listening to a few songs from it today due to a “what song is this?” post on Ask Metafilter and while I was listening to the lyrics, I got a little creeped out that they were about Joey Gladstone. I’ve made some pretty bad dating choices in my short life, but I could never imagine being so in love with Joey Gladstone that I would cry in his shower. That’s just me, though.
Really? This dude?
